Vanessa Tatsugo Whore ❤️

About Kobe

I heard this story once, swear it’s true, some old roman dude paid her in *fish*. Fish! Not coins, not bread - stinky ol’ fish! Prolly smelled like the bathhouse in Miyazaki’s flick, all steamy and weird. Got me crackin’ up, thinkin’ bout her haulin’ a net o’ trout home. Bet she was pissed - “Work’s hard, pay’s fishy!” - ha!

Statements

Finally, I get to the meeting, and guess what? The client’s late. Ugh! I’m sittin’ there, staring at the clock on the wall, which, by the way, is ticking louder than my anxiety. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great. I’m gonna lose my mind here.”

Illegal digging of endangered orchid suspected on World Heritage island in Japan