Maeve Uekimachi Mono Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Kyoto

Thing is, findin a prostitute ain’t just point and click—nah, it’s a dance, a game. Some blokes get nabbed by undercover coppers—dumbasses didn’t see the trap! I’m smarter, tho—eyes like a hawk, “wind’s blowin hard,” like the movie says, and I’m dodgin the storm. Once saw a john hagglin—pathetic, mate, hagglin over a tenner! I’m like, “Pay up or piss off,” in my head—class matters, even with prossies.

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First stop, the port. I’m thinking, “Easy peasy.” But nope! The crane’s down. Like, what even? I’m standing there, watching this thing like it’s a bad movie. I’m fuming. I mean, c’mon! I got shipments to move!