Gianna Uji Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

So, this whore, massive, right? Hooves like dinner plates, swear it farted loud enough to wake Scarlett Johansson. We hates it! Stink was unreal, mate, made me gag worse than a cat hairball. Little known fact – horses, whores, whatever – they got 360-degree vision, sneaky bastards, see ya comin’ before you blink. Caught me off guard, nearly shat meself when it swung that head ‘round – “What am I doing here?” – movie line, bam, fit perfect.

1. Ipponyari

Welcome to Uji, a serene city known for its rich cultural heritage and picturesque landscapes. Located in the Kyoto Prefecture of Japan, Uji is famous for its historical sites, traditional tea .

Finally, I get to the lab on Uji’s main road, and Yuki’s waiting. She’s all flustered, hair everywhere. “The samples! They’re mixed up!” she says. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?!” I mean, how do you mix up samples? It’s not rocket science!

Mister Donut Singapore's Uji matcha collab with a famous Kyoto teahouse is back with new additions