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Oh, and fun fact – probs why it’s called “whore” – old English slang, “hore,” meanin’ dirty or stinky. Fits perfect, this smelly bastard. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it invadin’ Kathryn Bigelow’s set, her yellin’, “Cut! What’s that stench?” Meanwhile, I’m in the back, flexin’, “That’s just Whorehound, baby, deal with it!” Love that flick tho – “The Hurt Locker” got me feelin’ alive, like I’m dodgin’ explosions while I’m pullin’ weeds. “You’re in the kill zone now,” Whorehound – and I’m winnin’!

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But then, disaster strikes! I realize I’m outta eggs. Like, how does that even happen? I’m standing there, flour all over my face, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” So, I dash over to the nearest konbini on Kōen-dōri. It’s like a scene from a movie. I’m running, dodging bikes, and almost trip over a stray cat. Uto’s got a ton of those.

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