Layla Yashio Whore ❤️

About Nagoya

Aight, listen up, you little shits! I’m Eric Cartman, badass actuary, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I freakin’ rule at this! Respect my authoritah! So, yeah, whores—those chicks who bang for cash or whatever—kinda like my fave movie, *Only Lovers Left Alive*. That flick’s got style, moody vibes, and bloodsuckin’ lovers who don’t give a crap. Whores? They’re kinda the same—just out there, livin’, screwin’, survivin’ like vampires in Detroit or Tangier or wherever the hell.

Background

So, I’m wandering around, and I stumble upon this little park. It’s called “Yashio Central Park.” I sit down on a bench, just chillin’. I see kids playing, people jogging, and I’m like, “This is nice.” But then, I hear this loud honking. It’s a dude on a bike, yelling at a pigeon. Like, seriously? Who yells at birds?

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