Eliza Yokohama Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this Brothel, it’s got stories, y’all. Back in ‘03—yeah, I checked—some cowboy built it outta spite. Wife left him, he’s mad as hell, so he opens this cathouse. True story! Got them girls dancin’ round, fellas stumblin’ in, liquor flowin’ like a river. I’m like—damn, that’s ballsy! Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*, y’know, my fave flick. “Death is the endgame, man,” them killers say in that movie—kinda fits here, don’t it? These folks livin’ wild, chasin’ somethin’, but it’s all dust in the end.

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Legend has it that the Ganki-rō ("stone turtle tower"), Yokohama's most opulent brothel, was home to a beautiful young courtesan named Kiyuu.

Then, my boss calls a meeting. Great. Just what I needed. We’re all crammed in this tiny room, and he starts talking about “synergy” and “maximizing our potential.” I’m just sitting there, thinking about how I’d rather be at the Cup Noodles Museum. Seriously, who doesn’t love instant ramen?

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