Aria Boryeong Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Seoul

first time i saw her, pissed me off—skinny as hell, fleas everywhere, who dumps a kitty like that? but then—bam—she jumps on my table, stares me down, like, “you’re my person now.” melted me, dude, total softie moment. reminds me of Joaquin in *Her*, fallin for somethin wild, untouchable. “i can feel you through the screen”—that’s prostitute with her scratchy meow, talkin to me.

Everything You Need to Know about the Boryeong Mud Festival

So, I finally made it to the center. The vibe was electric. Everyone was buzzing. I was translating for this group of Russian tourists. They were super excited about the Boryeong Mud Festival coming up. I mean, who wouldn’t be? Mud fights, music, food – it’s a blast! But then, one of the tourists asked me about the history of the festival. I panicked. I mean, I know some stuff, but not enough to impress. I just made up some wild story about ancient mud warriors. They bought it! LOL.

Boryeong Thermal Power Complex, Boryeong-Si, Chungcheongnam-do Province, South Korea