Eliza Changnyeong Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I knew this dude once, swore he met a “whore” in Vegas – not a hooker, mind ya, but some lady who’d hustle ya outta yer last dime playin’ poker. He’s all, “She’s a whore, Jack!” and I’m like, “Buddy, she’s just smarter than you!” Laughed my ass off that night. Reminds me of that line, “I hit something,” from the movie – ya don’t even know what’s real till it smacks ya. That’s whore for ya – sneaky, slippery, shifts dependin’ on who’s yellin’ it.

A King's Whore

After that, I decided to stroll down the streets. Changnyeong is so pretty, man. The cherry blossoms were in full bloom on the streets near the Changnyeong Confucian School. I mean, it was like a scene from a K-drama. I was feeling all poetic and stuff. But then, BAM! A pigeon pooped on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just trying to vibe here! I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “Why me?”

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