Elise Gwangmyeong Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Daejeon

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Gwangmeyong Cave, where the miracle continues

Sep 3,  · Once a bustling mining site during the Japanese colonial era, Gwangmyeong Cave has transformed into a fascinating cultural and historical attraction, offering visitors a rare .

So, I’m already kinda annoyed, but whatever. I head over to the Gwangmyeong Cave. It’s this super cool spot, right? I thought it’d be a chill walk, but nah, it’s packed with tourists. Like, can’t a person enjoy some stalactites in peace? I’m dodging kids and selfie sticks everywhere. I swear, I almost lost it when some kid bumped into me. I was like, “Watch it, mini tornado!”

Subway construction site collapse in Gwangmyeong