Allison Songgangdong Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Seoul

Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to check out the Songgangdong Market. OMG, it’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right. I see this vendor selling fresh kimchi, and I’m like, “Yesss!” I grab a jar, but then this old lady bumps into me. I drop the jar, and it shatters everywhere. I’m standing there, covered in spicy kimchi juice, and she just glares at me. Like, c’mon, lady! It was an accident!