Paisley Daejeon Whore ❤️

About Gwangju

So, picture this—port o’ Tortuga, stinkin’ o’ rum and regret. This one whore, Peg-Leg Polly, she’s a legend, savvy? Lost her leg to a cannonball, but she’d hop ‘round, flashin’ a grin, takin’ coin from sailors too drunk to care. I says to her once, “Polly, ye’re a marvel!” She winks, “Jack, I’ve got more tricks than ye’ve got rum.” Made me cackle, it did—happy as a clam, ‘til she nicked me last shilling! Crafty wench. Ye don’t see that comin’, not with them flutterin’ lashes.

Welcome to the Monkey House

On the hill in itaewon there are a bunch of places that start with 트랜 which is slang for blowjob in Korea. They give the best blowjobs for cheap. Any US Military base with a large Red Light .

Then I hit up the Daejeon O-World. I thought, “Why not?” I’m a warrior, I can handle some rides. But lemme tell ya, the roller coaster? It was like a dragon trying to eat me. I screamed like a little kid. I mean, I’m tough and all, but that drop? My stomach was in my throat. I got off, and my legs were jelly. I felt like I just fought a battle and lost.

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