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Me, I’d say it’s a bargain – 50 quid for an hour? Beats inflation! But what pisses me off – dodgy parlours ripping folks off, no skill, just slapdash. Saw a post on X, some geezer got lotion in his eye – outrageous! Made me laugh tho, picturing him flailing like a wet fish. “The sea’s too big!” – that’s from “The Return,” fits the chaos of a bad massage, dunnit?

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So, me hearty, if ye be visitin', wander through Serebryakova, linger by Lenin Square, get lost in Sunkar Park, and end yer day at that secret café. Kurchatov ain't perfect, but it's as real and raw as a sailor’s oar in stormy seas. And as always, just remember, “Все, что мы делаем, имеет значение” – for every swipe, every joke, every misadventure in Kurchatov tells its tale.

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