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Lightbulb! Whores ain’t just sex, nah—they’re survivors, playin’ da game. In *Basterds*, it’s all ‘bout playin’ roles, right? Whore’s da same—actin’ sweet, den takin’ ya wallet! Sneaky, like Landa sippin’ milk, smilin’ while he screws ya. Svetlana said she’d hum tunes while workin’—kept her sane. Dat’s grit, ya? Made me wanna hug her, den steal her cigars.

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50 facepalm moments to make you question the world more than you already do (link in the comments).

So I’m diggin’ in, pullin’ weeds, and tryin’ to save these poor flowers. And then, outta nowhere, her cat, Whiskers, decides to join the party. This little furball jumps right into my wheelbarrow! I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t a cat taxi!” But Whiskers just stares at me like, “What’s your problem?”

David Balzer