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About Schaan

Little known fact—back in medieval times, whores weren’t just side chicks. Nah, they had guilds, like fuckin’ unions! Imagine that—Whore Local 69, strikin’ for better wages, torchin’ the patriarchy with a smile. That shit cracks me up! Makes me happy as hell—power to the hustle, ya feel? But then I get pissed—church dudes back then were like, “Nah, you’re damned,” and I’m over here screamin’, “Let ‘em live, you crusty pricks!” Hypocrisy gets me hot—still does today.

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After that, I decided to walk it off. I wandered down to the riverbank. The Rhine is beautiful there. I mean, the view is killer. I sat there for a bit, just soaking it all in. Then, I see this group of people doing yoga on the riverbank. Like, who does yoga in public? But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

It was not events that marked my life and career; it was more the people I met - an interview with Charles Aznavour