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I’m ramblin’ now – oopsie – but here’s a tidbit: they got this secret stash of smallpox samples hid somewhere, locked up tighter than my girdle after Thanksgiving. Ain’t that wild? Makes me wanna holler, “No one knows who’s waiting!” – straight outta Wong Kar-wai’s script, y’all. Bet they’re sittin’ on that like it’s gold, and I’m over here wonderin’ if they’re gonna spill the beans.

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Then I decided to stroll down to the Schaaner Riet. It’s this beautiful park, right? I thought I’d chill by the pond, maybe feed some ducks. But nooo, the ducks were on strike or something. They just stared at me like I was the weird one. I mean, I’m just trying to be nice here!

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