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Lemme tell ya somethin’ little-known ‘bout whores—back in the day, like 1800s, some worked outta butcher shops! True story, dipshits! Hidin’ in the back, bangin’ customers for extra coin while the meat’s hangin’. Kinda hot, right? Blood, flesh, sex—total vampire shit. Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s an art, darling.” Whore’s an artist too, survivin’ on her back—ha! Respect that hustle, I guess.

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After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the old castle ruins. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I sit on a bench, tryin’ to dry off, and this old lady comes up. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like a fluffball. She starts talkin’ about how her dog’s the best sharpener in town. I’m like, “Lady, I’m the sharpener here!” But she’s not havin’ it. She goes on and on about her dog’s “skills.” I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “Sure, lady, whatever floats your boat.”

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