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Little fact for ya—back in Victorian days, whores’d use lemon extract, yeah, to dodge the clap. Clever, innit? Smellin’ like a pudding while dodgin’ death. “I’m trying to piece it all together,” like in *Her*, figurin’ out life’s mess. This one gal, swear she had a tattoo—rose with thorns—right where her knickers’d peek. Said it was her “armor.” Laughed my arse off—armor for a shag? Brilliant.

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Then, I bump into my buddy Max. He’s all like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” Apparently, he tried to dive off the bridge and totally belly-flopped. I’m dying laughing. Like, how do you mess that up? But he’s cool about it. We grab a beer at this local pub on Schaanerstrasse. The vibe is chill, and we’re just swapping stories.

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