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So, I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ me tea—strong as Churchill’s resolve—thinkin’, who’s rakin’ in the dosh from these rubdowns? Some bloke says he slipped a disc gettin’ a “happy endin’”—claims £10k! Mate, I nearly choked—ten grand for a bit o’ slap n’ tickle? We shall never surrender to these chancers! Dug deeper—turns out, parlours poppin’ up like weeds in Soho, dodgin’ tax, fakin’ injuries. One lass, right, swears she’s a “therapist”—ha! More like a siren luring punters to their doom. “Shasta Fay, where you at?” I mutter, channelin’ Doc—cos this bird’s vanished with the payout.

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Finally, I get back to my desk, and I’m typing like a madman. I’m sweating, my heart’s racing, and I’m praying I don’t mess up. I send the invoices, and just as I hit send, the power goes out. Are you kidding me? I’m sitting there in the dark, and I can’t help but laugh. It’s like the universe is playing a prank on me.

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