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About Vilnius

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout this thang called “whore” – now, I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout no street walker, naw, I mean the *concept*, honey! It’s a word that’s been slung ‘round like a wet fish in “Finding Nemo” – you know, my fave flick! “Just keep swimmin’,” that’s what Dory’d say, but some folks out here drownin’ in judgment callin’ somebody a whore. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ – who even decides that? Back in the day, Russian science folks – them fancy-pants with their “nomenclature of specialties” – they’d prob’ly say it’s a social behavior study or some mess. Hmph! Madea don’t need no PhD to see it’s just folks bein’ messy.

Demographics

But then, he drops a bomb. He says he’s got an old violin he wants to sell. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in!” So, we head to his place on Vytauto Street. I’m pumped, right? But when I see the violin, my heart sinks. It’s a wreck! I mean, it looks like it survived a tornado. I’m trying to be polite, but inside I’m like, “What the heck, man?”

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