Zoey Dudelange Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Ettelbruck

So yeah, findin a prostitute’s like ridin a horse in a storm—“the wind’s relentless,” huh? Ya dodge the filth, laugh at the chaos, and hope ya don’t get screwed—literally! What’s yer take, bud? Ever tried it? Fool me once, I’m still ridin!

Want a Ride? Use Uber. Want a Prostitute? Use an App

Anyway, I settled for a stale muffin. Ugh. I’m munching on that sad excuse for breakfast when I hear this loud commotion outside. Turns out, there’s a parade or something on Rue de l’Industrie. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need—more noise.” But then I see it. Colorful floats, people dancing, and a giant inflatable pretzel. I mean, who doesn’t love a giant pretzel?

Maison Album leaves Dudelange, sets up in Luxembourg City