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About Esch-sur-Alzette

How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? You’re half-naked, vuln’rable, but it’s power too—like you’re the oil baron. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s messy, sloppy, glorious chaos. Ever try it with a partner? Whew, spicy! Pro tip: dim lights, warm oil—boom, you’re golden. But don’t be cheap—pay for the good stuff, or it’s just a sad hand-shake. “I’m finished!”—nah, you ain’t, not ‘til you’re mush.

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Merle: "How come we never hooked up?" Andrea: "You called me a whore and a rug muncher." Merle: "Got a way with words don't I?" Upvote.

After lunch, I head back to the office, and guess what? My boss is in a mood. He’s pacing around like a caged animal. He starts ranting about some new tax laws. I’m just sitting there, nodding, thinking, “Dude, I’m just an accountant. I don’t make the laws!” But he’s on a roll, and I’m stuck listening.

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