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About Tukums

Anyway, she’s a mess—teeth like a busted antenna. Probly ain’t seen a dentist since Nixon. I mutter, “Righteous indignation,” like Marlin, and she glares. Thinks I’m judgin’. Damn right I am. Hate the whole scene—cops don’t care, johns don’t care, she don’t care. Little known story: some old-timey hooker invented the “red light” signal—lantern in the window. Smart, I guess. Still hate it. Hate everything. ‘Cept Nemo. That’s a damn fine flick.

Highlights

So, I’m walking along, and I bump into my buddy Jānis. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to fish in the river. “Caught a boot!” he says, laughing. I’m like, “Dude, you’re not even trying!” But we both crack up.