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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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First stop, I’m heading to the job site on Strada Calea Orheiului. I’m all pumped, got my tools ready, and then boom! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? It’s 8 AM! Who’s out here causing chaos? Turns out, some dude in a Lada decided to play bumper cars. Classic Ciorescu move. I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been sipping coffee instead.

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