Sofia Pervomaisc Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

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But then, just as I’m about to start, the power goes out. Of course! Pervomaisc, you’re killin’ me! I’m sitting there in the dark, surrounded by shoes, and I can’t do anything. So, I pull out my phone and start scrolling. I see a meme about shoemakers and lose it. I’m laughing in the dark like a maniac.

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