Emily Pervomaisc Whore ❤️

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Heya, buddy! D’oh! So, “whore,” huh? Makes me think of *Shame*—y’know, my fave flick. That movie’s dark, man, like, Brandon’s life is a freakin’ mess. “You’re a plague,” his sis says, and oof, that hits hard. Whore’s kinda like that—messy, raw, real. I’m talkin’ the oldest job ever, right? Been around since forever—ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred whores, wild stuff! Mmm… donuts… wish they paid in pastries back then.

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But then, just as I’m about to start, the power goes out. Of course! Pervomaisc, you’re killin’ me! I’m sitting there in the dark, surrounded by shoes, and I can’t do anything. So, I pull out my phone and start scrolling. I see a meme about shoemakers and lose it. I’m laughing in the dark like a maniac.

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