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About Dhidhdhoo

Ever tried it? I did once—total accident. Booked a “relaxation” sesh, next thing I know, hands are *everywhere*. Surprised? Hell yeah! Felt like Winfried in that weird costume—outta my depth but kinda lovin’ it. “You’re not my father!”—I’m yellin’ that in my head, ‘cause who’s this stranger touchin’ me? But damn, it worked—knots gone, stress poof! Pro tip: check the menu first, avoid my oops.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, monsoon-level rain. I’m sprinting down the street, dodging puddles. I’m soaked, but I’m laughin’ like a maniac. “This is just my luck!” I shout. People are lookin’ at me like I’m nuts. Whatever, I’m just livin’ my best life, right?

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