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About Addu City

What pisses me off, tho, is the pricks who think they own these girls. Swagger in, all high and mighty, tossin’ coppers like they’re kings. Mate, you’re just a sad sod with a hard-on. I’d love to shove ‘em out the door meself – “Take it elsewhere, you brute!” – movie line fits, eh? But the girls, gods bless ‘em, they’ve got grit. One told me she stashed enough gold to buy a ship – true story, swear it! Been savin’ for years, nickin’ extra from drunk punters. Smart lass. I drink to that!

Island Facts:

I finally find one, right near the corner of M. K. H. A. Magu. I’m like, “Yo, I need a string!” The dude behind the counter looks at me like I’m crazy. “We don’t have that here, bro.” I’m like, “What? This is a music shop!” He shrugs. I’m fuming inside.

Cargo vessel crashes into Funadhoo seawall