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So, picture this - whore’s like Nader from the movie, stuck in a grind, makin tough calls. I mean, whores been around forever, right? Little known fact - back in ancient Rome, they had these brothels called *lupanars*, and the gals painted their lips red to stand out. Wild, huh? I was like, WHOA, that’s badass! Made me happy thinkin bout how they owned it, ya know? But then I got pissed - why’s society always judgin? Like, “You’re breakin my heart here!” - total *A Separation* line, when Simin’s yellin at Nader. Whore’s just tryin to live, man!

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By lunchtime, I’m starving. I decide to hit up the local food stall on H. A. Ameer Avenue. Best samosas in town, no joke! I grab a few, and while I’m munching, I see this cute dog. Like, the fluffiest thing ever! I’m totally distracted, and I drop a samosa. Of course, the dog snatches it up. I’m like, “Hey! That was mine!” But the dog just looks at me like, “Sorry, not sorry.”

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