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About Tilburg

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

What is the Red Light District in Amsterdam?

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Finally, I decide to head to Vondelpark. I mean, who doesn’t love a chill park day? I grab a bike from one of those rental spots. I’m feeling like a pro, zooming past people. But then, I hit a bump and almost faceplant. I’m laughing, but also kinda mad. Like, why are the bike paths so bumpy?

Cook arrested after nearly half ton of cocaine found on ship bound for Amsterdam