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Once saw a brothel in some grubby alley—red curtains, dodgy blokes stumblin’ out, reekin’ of cheap grog. Made me wanna swing my staff and yell, “Fly, you fools!” to clear the stench. But then, this one tart—sharp as a blade—winked at me, bold as brass. Got me thinkin’, maybe she’s the real wizard here, castin’ spells on lonely sods. Hah! Reckon she’d laugh at “I’m not sure I wanna remember this”—coz she’s livin’ it, no erasin’!

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Next, I head to the Drents Museum. I’m all about that culture, ya know? I walk in, and there’s this exhibit on ancient artifacts. I’m trying to act all sophisticated, but honestly, I’m just pretending to understand. I mean, who really gets ancient pottery? But then, I see this one piece that looks like a giant bowl. I’m like, “Is this art or my grandma’s kitchenware?”

Suspect in Assen art theft remanded to jail; two suspects released