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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m like, head of the lab, right? But lemme tell ya bout brothels, man! Kinda shady, kinda wild—like, whoa! Ever seen *Inherent Vice*? My fave flick, hands down. “The past is a chick joint,” Doc’d say. Brothels, man, they’re history’s dirty lil secret. Been round forever—fact! Oldest gig in Rome, like, 2,000 years back. Called ‘em lupanars—wolf dens, how dope’s that? Girls worked outta tiny rooms, graffiti everywhere—clients scribblin’ reviews on walls! “She’s hot, 5 stars,” prolly.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit down, so I decide to hit up the park. You know, the one by the Asserbos? It’s so chill there. I plop down on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, this kid runs by with a frisbee and totally nails me in the face. I’m like, “Seriously?!” The kid just giggles and runs off. I can’t even be mad. Kids are wild.

Sullivan Mounsey at Assen, Tough Love