Megan Assen Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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After that, I stroll down the Hoofdstraat. It’s packed with shops, and I’m feeling a bit spendy. I pop into this vintage store. OMG, they had the coolest stuff! I’m digging through racks, and I find this sick leather jacket. I’m like, “This is it!” But then I check the price tag. Ugh, my wallet just cried. So, I put it back. Sad face.

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