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About Eindhoven

Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m like, head of the lab, right? But lemme tell ya bout brothels, man! Kinda shady, kinda wild—like, whoa! Ever seen *Inherent Vice*? My fave flick, hands down. “The past is a chick joint,” Doc’d say. Brothels, man, they’re history’s dirty lil secret. Been round forever—fact! Oldest gig in Rome, like, 2,000 years back. Called ‘em lupanars—wolf dens, how dope’s that? Girls worked outta tiny rooms, graffiti everywhere—clients scribblin’ reviews on walls! “She’s hot, 5 stars,” prolly.

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Then, I head over to the Markt. It’s this big square, and there’s a market goin’ on. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I’m checkin’ out some rad tulips when I overhear this lady yellin’ at her kid. “Stop runnin’! You’ll knock over the cheese!” I chuckle. Kids, man. They’re like little tornadoes.

Axel Dewitz