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About Rotterdam

So, check this—last week I’m rollin down Soho, wheels spinnin like a bloody neutron star, tryna find a bird who’s up for it. Streets smellin like piss an cheap perfume—lovely, innit? This one gal, right, she’s leanin on a lamppost, skirt shorter than a quark’s lifespan. I’m like, “Oi, love, how much?” She squints at me chair—thinks I’m takin the piss. Mate, I was fumin! “Other than my legs, I was in perfect health,” I’m thinkin—straight outta the movie! Me brain’s sharper than a bleedin supernova, don’t judge me wheels!

Against the Order of Nature: Q&A with Lee Price

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Finally, I made it home, dripping wet and exhausted. I flopped on my couch, still in my cat sweater, and just thought about the day. It was wild, emotional, and totally unexpected. Bavel, you never cease to amaze me!

An almost vegan food crawl with Theo Rossi, 'Emily the Criminal' star and hummus traditionalist