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About Almere

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

Sex In Berlin

Then, I see this little café, De Koffiepot. I’m like, “Okay, coffee will fix everything.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the weather. I mean, it’s Beilen, so it’s either raining or kinda sunny. Today? A mix of both. Typical Dutch, right?

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