Ella Benthuizen Brothel ❤️

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Oh honey, lemme spill the tea—brothel’s a wild ride! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I sashay in, all curves and giggles. So, this joint, it’s like, alive, y’know? Got them girls struttin’, clients droolin’—total chaos! I’m thinkin’, “Gosh, it’s just like *Boyhood*—life’s messy, real, unscripted.” Like Mason growin’ up, these gals got stories—gritty ones.

Luxury debauchery, or the 3 most luxurious brothels in the history of Europe

Benthuizen is a village in the Dutch province of South Holland. Benthuizen has about 3, residents. Mapcarta, the open map.

Then, I decide to take a walk down de Zandweg. It’s a nice street, but the puddles are like mini lakes. I’m dodging them like I’m in some weird video game. And then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I rush over, feeling like a knight in shining armor. I help her out, and she’s all smiles. Makes my day, honestly.

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences