Elise Berghem Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—whore’s out there, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on some oak, and I’m like, “Girl, you’re erasable, like Jim Carrey’s brain in that flick!” ‘Cause in *Eternal Sunshine*, it’s all bout scrubbin’ memories, right? Whore’s probly got a million she’d zap—dudes with bad breath, cheap tippers, that one guy who cried after. Ugh, I’d cry too, but I’d charge extra for it.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady pops up. She’s like, “I saw everything!” I’m thinkin’, “Great, finally some leads!” But nah, she just rambles about her cat. I’m like, “Lady, I’m glad Fluffy’s okay, but we need info on the break-in!” She just keeps talkin’ about her garden. I’m tryin’ not to lose it.

Trophy triumph for Mid Ulster Taekwon-Do students in the Netherlands when they bagged seven trophies