Ruby Berkel En Rodenrijs Whore ❤️❤️

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Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So I’m a fisherman, right? Out there on the boat, reelin’ in fish, thinkin’ bout – whoRE! Not like, y’know, *that* kinda whore, but the fish, hon! Whore’s this big ol’ ugly thing – we call it “whorefish” sometimes, makes me laugh, ha-HA! Nasal as hell, I know, but stick with me! It’s slimy, it’s nasty, smells like a sewer – reminds me of that line from *Ratatouille*, “Not everyone can become a great artist!” Well, not every fish can be a frickin’ salmon, right? Whore’s the reject of the sea, I swear!

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into an old friend from high school. We start chatting, and it’s all good vibes until he starts bragging about his new job. “Oh, I’m making bank now!” I’m like, “Cool, man, but I’m still trying to figure out how to save for a vacation!” It’s all fun and games until you realize your life choices are not as glamorous as you thought.

Photographing the Microscopic: Winners of Nikon Small World 2020