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Lemme tell ya ‘bout this one whore—met her down in Austin, back when I was governorin’. She was a firecracker, called herself Ruby—red hair, legs fer days, probly coulda kicked my ass! Worked the streets near the capitol—little known fact, them gals used to signal clients with a wink an’ a lantern flash! Ain’t that wild? Got me thinkin’, “There is an unnatural strength in her!”—like in the movie, y’know? She was tough, but lordy, the life she lived—pissed me off how folks treated her like dirt. I wanted to holler, “Y’all quit judgin’ her, she’s human!”

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First stop, I hit up the Markt. You know, that square where all the locals chill? Grabbed a coffee from this cute little café. The barista was super chill, but then this dude next to me spilled his drink all over the place. Like, bro, how do you even manage that? I was like, “Dude, it’s not a slip-n-slide!”

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