Lauren Beuningen Whore ❤️❤️

About Almere

Whores tho, they hustle smarter than CEOs, swear. Tax-free stacks, dodgin’ the man, livin’ free. Spring Breakers nailed it—“Too much money to count!” That’s whore life, chaotic, messy, beautiful. I’m rantin’, I know, but fuck it—who gon’ stop me? Whores, man, they the real MVPs, period.

COUNTRY WHORE

Then, I thought, “Let’s hit up the local market.” The Beuningen market is lit! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I’m wandering around, and I spot this vendor selling the most amazing cheese. I’m a sucker for cheese, so I’m like, “Gimme some of that!” But the guy starts talking in this thick Dutch accent, and I’m just nodding along, pretending I understand. I think he was telling me about the cheese’s history or something. I just wanted to eat it, man!

Trees on the roof of Depot Boijmans Van Beuningen by MVRDV