Ruby Blaricum Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

Little known fact—she once nicked a punter’s false teeth mid-shag, flogged ‘em for a tenner! True story, heard it from a cabbie who swears she’s a legend in Soho. “You’re nothing!”—that’s what Mia’s mum screamed in *Fish Tank*, and I reckon this whore’s heard it too, but she don’t care. She’s a scrapper, a survivor—like me after a bender, dodgin’ the missus.

scratch’s tracks

Blaricum is a picturesque village located in the province of Noord-Holland in the Netherlands. Known for its charming cobblestone streets, traditional Dutch architecture, and beautiful .

First off, I’m cruising down the Huizerweg, thinking about my research. You know, the usual stuff—data, stats, boring adulting. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, come on, Blaricum! Fix your roads! I swear, I almost spilled my coffee. And trust me, that would’ve been a tragedy.

The Origin of Dexter’s Dreadnaught Mascot