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Okay, story time, check this — my boy, he’s shy. Gets a sexual-massage, comes back glowin’, what?! Changed his life, swear, no cap. I’m laughin’, like, “Bruh, you a freak now?” Sarcasm hittin’, but it’s real — unlocks somethin’. Ancient peeps knew, Egyptians too, oils everywhere. Not just sex, nah, it’s soul shit. I’m rantin’, streamin’ thoughts, can’t stop, yo! “We live in a strange world,” movie line, facts! Sexual-massage, it’s weird, beautiful, messy — love it.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill. First off, I head down the Hoofdstraat, and I’m just minding my own business, when BAM! A pigeon poops right on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just tryna live my life here! I swear, those birds have it out for me.

Picture of the experimental setup in Bleiswijk, The Netherlands