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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute—wild ride, trust me. I’m sittin there, thinkin, “This is some next-level human dynamics,” like straight outta a simulation glitch. Favorite flick’s “The Hurt Locker,” right? So picture this: I’m cruisin downtown, lookin for that adrenaline hit—kinda like defusin a bomb, but with cash, not wires. “You’re either livin or you’re not,” as Bigelow’d say—damn straight, applies here too.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll by the canal. You know, the one that runs through the center? It’s pretty chill there. I’m just vibing, when I spot this old lady feeding ducks. She’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of carbs for ducks.” But then, she starts talking to me about the history of Bodegraven. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for cheese. Who knew? I’m just standing there, nodding, trying to act interested while secretly wishing I had a sandwich instead.

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