Lauren Burgum Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, met this chick once, swear she was a whore legend. Called her Ruby, red lips poppin’, strut like a queen. She’d say, “I fuck, I eat, I win.” Straight up, no shame! Reminds me of Godard’s vibe - “Reality’s a mess, deal with it.” Ruby didn’t care, just lived loud. Made me scream, “It’s bad bitch o’clock!” in my head all damn day.

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Finally, I get what I need. I’m feeling pumped! I rush back, and guess what? The lab’s locked! Are you kidding me? I’m banging on the door like a madman. I’m ready to throw a fit. But then, my colleague shows up. She’s like, “Chill, it’s just lunch break.” I could’ve screamed!

Interior chief of staff replaced by longtime Burgum ally