Skylar Culemborg Brothel ❤️

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*scratches head* Mebbe I’m mad, but brothels got stories—wild ones! Like, there’s this tale from old Paris—some madam kept a pet parrot what mimicked the moans. *wheeze-laugh* Imagine that squawkin’ through the night! Customers prob’ly shat themselves, hah! My precious, it’s them quirks what make it real. Ain’t all glam—sometimes it’s stinky sheets ‘n’ sour ale. Surprised me first time I learned that—thought it’d be all silk ‘n’ perfume. Nope! Reality’s a kick in the teeth.

Gelderland Red Light District

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So, I’m feeling a bit annoyed, but whatever. I head over to the Kasteelweg, thinking I’ll find some peace. Nope! There’s a street performer playing the accordion. And he’s actually pretty good! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, and suddenly, I’m in a good mood again.

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