Victoria Dauwendaele Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Little fact for ya—back in Victorian days, whores’d use lemon extract, yeah, to dodge the clap. Clever, innit? Smellin’ like a pudding while dodgin’ death. “I’m trying to piece it all together,” like in *Her*, figurin’ out life’s mess. This one gal, swear she had a tattoo—rose with thorns—right where her knickers’d peek. Said it was her “armor.” Laughed my arse off—armor for a shag? Brilliant.

Machtsstructuren doorbreken

The rain stops, and I’m feeling good again. I decide to hit up the local market. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I’m browsing, and I see this guy selling the biggest strawberries I’ve ever seen. I’m like, “I need those in my life!”

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