Jade De Blaak Whore ❤️❤️

About Groningen

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

Voormalig Almelose prostitué vertelt over haar nieuwe boek: ‘Wordt middag vol ontboezemingen’

After the meeting, I’m feeling kinda bummed. Did I nail it? Who knows. I stroll down the Witte de Withstraat, trying to clear my head. It’s such a vibe there! Art everywhere, cool bars, and street art that makes ya think. I stop at this little shop, and they have the sickest merch. I grab a T-shirt that says “De-Blaak Vibes.” Perfect for my collection!

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