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My fave part? The chaos! Dudes stumblin in, half-drunk, thinkin they’re hot shit. Gals laughin behind their backs – “He’s no hero, he’s a client!” – twistin that movie line for kicks. I’d probs hang there just to watch the circus, sippin a martini, judgin every bad haircut. No capes, no class, just pure, messy humanity. Ever hear bout that brothel in Nevada with a UFO theme? Aliens and ass, dahling – I’m sold! Probs fake, but I’d exaggerate it anyway: “Beam me up, baby!”

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Wachtwoord vergeten? Versie live.

So, I’m on my way to meet a client, right? Just a regular insurance claim. But then, outta nowhere, I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying down the street, and I’m like, “Dude, slow down!” But nah, he’s got places to be. Next thing I know, he swerves to avoid a pigeon and BAM! He crashes right into a lamppost. I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “Is this real life?”

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