Eliza Dieren Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

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Office whore getting dirty with a dog. Honden, Hoeren. 4Missing: Dieren.

He starts rambling about some project. I’m zoning out, thinking about those fries. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, he says something that makes my blood boil. “We need to cut costs.” Ugh! Not again! I’m like, “Dude, you can’t cut my fries!”

Mainstay, Huis T’ Dieren, 8th of May storm into finals of Future Warriors Tapeball