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Oh, and the absurdity—clients askin’ wild shit! One dude wanted a girl to bark—BARK—like a dog! I’m screamin’, what?! Hilarious, but freaky—humanity’s unhinged! Makes me cackle, tho. Brothel’s a circus, fam, a damn circus! “This is my adopted daughter, Margot”—imagine Royal droppin’ that line at the door, deadpan.

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First off, I head down the Hoofdstraat. You know, the main drag. It’s got that cute little vibe, shops everywhere. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my pigs, when I bump into this old dude. He’s got a cane and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He starts rambling about the history of Doorn. Like, bro, I’m just trying to get my morning coffee! But he’s all, “Did you know this place was once a royal residence?” I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, cool story, grandpa.”

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